Kelly Peterson is guitarist, singer,and songwriter. (though he usually only does lame cover songs live) Kelly wasn't actually born, he just appeared in the mountains of North Korea one day. He fashioned a guitar out of bamboo sticks and tiger guts and, well, the rest is history. In the early 1980s he played with the St. Paul metal band Regime. He likes to say that he put them on the map.After leaving Regime in 1985 he went out to Hollywood to seek work as an ass double. This career proved unsuccessful. ("It's too perfect" was a common comment made by potential employers)

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